Comebacks to make fun of a kid?

Well he seems uncool. You shouldn't make fun of his weight because that's nasty and mean. Seriously? he likes the Raiders? I'm from Orange County and go up and sometimes see raiders games and they suck ***!! Crack is wack. lol, sorry. I really don't have anything to say, he seems like such a loser. Don't make fun of his smell, my besfriend smells like **** and all of our friends have no way to tell her. But he might smell cuz of the weed. My brother used to do weed and he smelled terrible!